Sometimes I just hold onto my nipple and use that to move my boob around. It’s not sexual, just something to do.
I feel like this is a good time to remind you guys that I try to always remember to tag my personal posts with “Something or other.” So that you can block it.
I know suits are sexy and stuff, but they become immediately less so when there’s a dick and ball sack sticking out through the fly.
I unfollowed two sex blogs today because they offended my feminist sensibilities.
I have dried semen on my chest. Just letting you know.
Laughing at internet doms with my internet buddies.
I tried to look through the bondage tag but there was a ton of My Little Pony porn and that is the opposite of what I want in my life I am shuddering